Jesus' First Guitar

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"...as they entered the inner sanctum they came across an old Marshall stack and a mint condition LP Deluxe"


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I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.
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Chocol8 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 5:42 pm I am pretty sure Jesus played a Stratocaster for a couple millennia before his father handed the design down to Leo Fender as a gift to humanity.
Rumour had it that Joseph was a skinflint...probably a Teisco from the local Bethlehem E.J. Korvettes

(Notice the Italian Ice stand..not unusual under Roman rule back in the day)


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If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic. :lol:
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mickey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:02 pm If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic. :lol:
"If I were a carpenter....."


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mickey wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:02 pm If Jesus existed, that would have been prior to the existence of the electrical grids, thus the guitar would have been an acoustic. :lol:
Only mere mortals need electricity to power their amps.
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Next Week....evidence of Jesus' first gig as lead guitarist for the hippest band of the era..."Lazarus and the Risers"
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Jesus just built a guitar.......

and he's bound for Bethlehem....

(to the tune of Jesus just left Chicago - ZZTop)
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This is just heresy! Everyone knows that Jesus rocked a P-bass!

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The funk will save your soul!
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I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?


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The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.

I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?
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jtcnj wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:40 am The wise men brought him a cheap Asian import but later he built his own with his dad, as they had skills.

I have often wondered, really, before Jesus was JESUS, was he actually a good carpenter?
Yes but the Romans ignored his advice against using nails instead of wood screws...
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I get your..... point.
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jesus' first guitar was actually a guitaron agift fro some old guy from east LA.
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Raindog wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:34 am I think that youse guys have your Jesuses confused. Sure that it isn't this Jesus?



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"Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"
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Mossman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 3:45 pm "Nobody f*@ks with the Jesus!"
"Eight-year-olds, Dude."
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